The Rubber Banana Game!

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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by JermCool » Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:46 am

Hmm...

:: catches up to the trolley and swaps the rubber banana with a real microphone ::

Gotcha.

:: runs in the opposite direction the trolley was going ::
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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by yoctobot » Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:52 pm

:: Finally recover from the taser jolt and notice Jermcool running directly at me ::

Muahahahaha!

:: I step out infront of Jermcool allowing him to slam into me and fall to the ground. I then pick up the rubber banana, hide it in my pocket and walk away ::
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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by lucastoast » Sat Jun 21, 2008 6:53 am

nice one yoctobot!

except you wern't expecting me! ::aims sniper rifle out of fourth story building and fires::

Muahahahaha
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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by Archive_Sensei » Sat Jun 21, 2008 9:29 am

:: running up as yoctobot goes down, "grieves" over him thereby recovering the banana. runs away overcome with "grief" while grinning wickedly::
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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by JermCool » Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:20 am

A bullet wound to the head? Time to perform CPR!

:: revives Yoctobot for no other reason than to zap him with the tazer again ::

:: goes running after Archive_Sensei ::
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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by Archive_Sensei » Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:19 pm

:: jumps into a costume shop and comes out looking like someone else...blends with the crowds, steadily but calmly moving away...::
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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by lucastoast » Mon Jun 23, 2008 7:19 pm

:: bumps into stranger in crowd reveiling a very bruised banana::

Ah ha! :: punches sensei in the face and runs in the direction of the rubber banana factory ::
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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by JermCool » Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:03 pm

That lad is just a bit too violent for my liking.

:: fires a tranquilizer into lucastoasts's neck and removes the banana from his sleeping form before carrying on into the rubber banana factory himself ::
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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by Archive_Sensei » Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:39 am

:: detours to the clinic, but still manages to reach the factory first and change into a workers uniform. sees jermcool's approach::

Oh! You've brought that in to be serviced or replaced? Wonderful, let me take it to be examined.

::quickly snatches the banana and heads into the inner workings of the factory::
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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by yoctobot » Fri Jun 27, 2008 7:29 pm

:: Waiting in the factory posing as one of the service bots I notice Arkane enter ::

Didn't think you would be here with the banana but I will attack you all the same.

:: I attach a homing beacon to THE rubber banana and then start shooting tons of rubber bananas at Arkane ::
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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by Archive_Sensei » Sat Jun 28, 2008 6:49 am

::ducks behind a workstation only to realize the REAL one had already been knocked from her hand:: Noooooooo
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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by lucastoast » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:52 am

:: gets up from drug induced stuper and pulls out detonator from coat:: "so predictable"

:: pushes button which turns the factory into a gigantic fireball and pulls out actual banana that was hidden in a body cavity no one should talk about::
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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by yoctobot » Tue Jul 01, 2008 4:41 pm

Ok I'm not touching that thing now.
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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by Archive_Sensei » Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:20 am

::respawns and picks up one of the banana's blown clear of the blast, cuddling it while hidden in a deep cave in the 'montain' of rubble:: My.....Preeeecioussssss.....
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Re: The Rubber Banana Game!

Post by yoctobot » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:48 pm

She's got a "new, clean" rubber banana! Get her!

:: starts drilling through the rubble to reach Arkane ::
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