*promptly gets wet-willied, noogied, indian-burned, swirlied, and wedgied, then loses his lunch money to all the cool kids*

Here's the deal:

This thread is counting up to one thousand three hundred thirty seven in BASE 10.

Any other bases must follow the decimal expression, not replace it.

Each post must include either an alternate mathematical expression or relevant trivial factoid.

Exception: Any palindromically-numbered posts must include a palindrome in the post. Extra "groovy" factor for those who include an image related to the palindrome.

Each participant may post a maximum of three times per day. For maximum participation, once you have posted, let three other people post before you post again.

If anyone (else) includes a link to TV Tropes, they must include an image of a lampshade, with the specific image left to the poster's discretion.

Now play nice, and remember the rules! First reply is the absolute value of

*i*

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