Innuendo Outuendo

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Post by dburn13579 » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:42 pm

You come meet my family, and we'll head upstairs for dinner.

At a bank.
"Cause dreams, they seem to cost money,
But money cost some dreams."
- 'Yeah, Sapphire', The Hold Steady

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Post by Ender_Wiggin » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:44 pm

Can I give you deposit if I crack your safe?


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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by Jordan- » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:46 pm

How much will it cost me to fix this game?

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The streets are in distress.. The sun suffocates behind darkened skies...
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Post by Tirar_the_fearless » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:46 pm

Can I ram around in your field?

At Star Wars convention.
I see your pants arn't on fire this time....good job!

What's all this buisness about you wanting me to be sane? Is it really that important to your happness in life?

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Post by dburn13579 » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:46 pm

... YOU can use your hands if you want to, I won't mind.

(My other idea was a little risque', involving heads and balls)

Situation: At a deli counter
"Cause dreams, they seem to cost money,
But money cost some dreams."
- 'Yeah, Sapphire', The Hold Steady

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Post by Ender_Wiggin » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:48 pm

My meat won't spoil, you wanna take it home?


Situation: Rock Concert
Control is an Illusion - Days of Thunder
Drive fast, Take Chances, and Don't look back - A damn smart bartender

A lot of people worship Ender Wiggin - Rorschach

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Post by dburn13579 » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:49 pm

(Ninja City!)

You wanna start a rave in my bedroom?

Quote: Don't count your eggs until they hatch.
"Cause dreams, they seem to cost money,
But money cost some dreams."
- 'Yeah, Sapphire', The Hold Steady

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Post by Tirar_the_fearless » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:50 pm

Your eggs won't hatch with protection.

At a Star Wars convention
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I see your pants arn't on fire this time....good job!

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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by Jordan- » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:52 pm

Do you speak twilek?

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Post by Tirar_the_fearless » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:54 pm

Wana hit the bacon?

At a fast food place.

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Post by dburn13579 » Fri Jul 28, 2006 9:54 pm

Not a whole lot to do around here, wanna fool around?

Situation: Watching Phantom of the Opera on Broadway
(Ah Ninja'D again!)
"Cause dreams, they seem to cost money,
But money cost some dreams."
- 'Yeah, Sapphire', The Hold Steady

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Post by Tirar_the_fearless » Fri Jul 28, 2006 10:02 pm

(Awwwww.......that would have been a good stiuation too)
I see your pants arn't on fire this time....good job!

What's all this buisness about you wanting me to be sane? Is it really that important to your happness in life?

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Post by auri_mynonys » Sat Jul 29, 2006 12:28 am

At a fast food place:

I can make it come faster.

Watching POTO on Broadway:

Help me make the music of the night.

Situation: At a pet store
Fear. Fear attracts the fearful; the strong; the weak; the innocent; the corrupt. Fear. Fear is my ally.

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Post by Tirar_the_fearless » Sat Jul 29, 2006 1:46 am

Let's do it doggie style!

Quote: Become who you were born to be.
I see your pants arn't on fire this time....good job!

What's all this buisness about you wanting me to be sane? Is it really that important to your happness in life?

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Post by auri_mynonys » Mon Jul 31, 2006 2:55 pm

(OOC: Yup. Pretty sure this quote thing is confusing me. So I offer you two options. One is an ad, one is just a pick-up type thing...)

Viagra: Become Who You Were Born to Be

OR

Become who you were born to be - be my lover, baby...

(OOC: Yeah, I know, crappy... sorry...)

Situation: Watching Sesame Street
Fear. Fear attracts the fearful; the strong; the weak; the innocent; the corrupt. Fear. Fear is my ally.

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