this might be fast, but I'll take you to heaven and back
(that is such crap....)
sit: whilst stripping and slowly getting a hard on
Innuendo Outuendo
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Roberpb0270
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo
take what I did last time for the resposne but make the situation while streaking, I feel immature and stupid for wht I out before... 
so...
Sit. while streaking
so...
Sit. while streaking
Re: Innuendo Outuendo
I need to make a pit stop
quote: It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of thursdays.
quote: It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of thursdays.
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JermCool
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo
Looks like you're hung well enough any day of the week. (Please, God, strike me down...)
Situation: Drinking a beer.
Situation: Drinking a beer.
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Lunatic Jedi
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo
Hey baby, you're becoming increasingly attractive.
Situation: In the woods.
Situation: In the woods.
People are like slinkies. Ultimately useless, but you just can't help but laugh when you see one tumble down the stairs.
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo
There's a lot of wood around here....
(Come on, that was almost too easy... especially since "going off into the woods" was/is a euphemism for fornication)
Situation: In a monastery.
(Come on, that was almost too easy... especially since "going off into the woods" was/is a euphemism for fornication)
Situation: In a monastery.
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JermCool
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo
"Care to meditate on this for a while?"
While painting a house.
While painting a house.
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo
Nice and easy now... nice smooth strokes... up and down...
In a treehouse.
In a treehouse.
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JermCool
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo
"So how do you like the quality of my wood?"
While talking on the phone.
While talking on the phone.
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Anthogna
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo
Geek: "Lets you and me make a twisted pair"
"Let's put my tip together with your ring and connect"
Non Geek: "You sound like you'd love to reach out and touch someone"
"People say I'm a smooth Operator"
"Let's put my tip together with your ring and connect"
Non Geek: "You sound like you'd love to reach out and touch someone"
"People say I'm a smooth Operator"
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Anthogna
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo
(sorry... asleep at the wheel...)
New sitch:
At the Creation Museum (http://www.creationmuseum.org/)
New sitch:
At the Creation Museum (http://www.creationmuseum.org/)
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo
Care to help me with a creation experiment?
situation: In line for a roller coaster.
situation: In line for a roller coaster.
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo
So, do you want to ride in the front or the back?
Situation: In an ice skating rink.
Situation: In an ice skating rink.
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo
I forgot to bring a jacket, would you mind helping me stay warm?
Situation: Reading a webcomic.
Situation: Reading a webcomic.
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo
"I didn't know a comic character could stretch like that!"
Situation: Watching the Laff-A-Lympics
Situation: Watching the Laff-A-Lympics
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