Innuendo Outuendo

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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by Roberpb0270 » Thu May 31, 2007 11:24 am

this might be fast, but I'll take you to heaven and back
(that is such crap....)

sit: whilst stripping and slowly getting a hard on

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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by Roberpb0270 » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:17 am

take what I did last time for the resposne but make the situation while streaking, I feel immature and stupid for wht I out before... :(

so...

Sit. while streaking

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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by SevTiZ » Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:39 am

I need to make a pit stop

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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by JermCool » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:23 am

Looks like you're hung well enough any day of the week. (Please, God, strike me down...)

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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by Lunatic Jedi » Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:34 pm

Hey baby, you're becoming increasingly attractive.

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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by SevTiZ » Fri Jun 22, 2007 11:25 pm

There's a lot of wood around here....

(Come on, that was almost too easy... especially since "going off into the woods" was/is a euphemism for fornication)

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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by JermCool » Sat Jun 23, 2007 5:14 am

"Care to meditate on this for a while?"

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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by RedBaron » Fri Jul 06, 2007 6:45 pm

Nice and easy now... nice smooth strokes... up and down...

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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by JermCool » Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:38 am

"So how do you like the quality of my wood?"

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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by Anthogna » Mon Jul 30, 2007 11:04 pm

Geek: "Lets you and me make a twisted pair"
"Let's put my tip together with your ring and connect"

Non Geek: "You sound like you'd love to reach out and touch someone"
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by Anthogna » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:30 am

(sorry... asleep at the wheel...)

New sitch:

At the Creation Museum (http://www.creationmuseum.org/)
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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by Lasolimu » Mon Aug 20, 2007 10:50 pm

Care to help me with a creation experiment?


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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by adciv » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:03 pm

So, do you want to ride in the front or the back?

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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by Lasolimu » Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:15 pm

I forgot to bring a jacket, would you mind helping me stay warm?


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Re: Innuendo Outuendo

Post by Thorsman » Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:39 pm

"I didn't know a comic character could stretch like that!"

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