The JeppZer bashing thread

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Post by Deacon » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:32 pm

There IS a difference between a scruffy redneck and the immaculately groomed magnificent beard sported by Chuck Norris.
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Post by HTRN » Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:59 pm

Scruffy? Moi?! :shock:

Meh, lately I shave when I feel like it.

And JeppZer, I don't care how good of job you do with a razor, I can tell when somebody is babyfaced. :P If nothing else, you can see the pores of the hairs..


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Post by JeppZer » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:25 am

HTRN, trying to seduce me into sending you closeups? :P

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Re: The JeppZer bashing thread

Post by HTRN » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:43 am

For the love of god...NO! :evil:


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Re: The JeppZer bashing thread

Post by AzraeL » Tue Dec 20, 2005 4:29 am

The script called for HTRN to say "yes", but he improvised...

Oh and Jezzper, that smiley avatar gives me the shits :P
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Post by Sir Spankspeople » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:09 am

So I was sitting in the food court at the mall today(being that I work in the mall, and all that), and JeppZer just walks right up to me and steals my burger. He just... grabbed it, and walked away, calmly, as if he hadn't done anything wrong. So I run after him and ask him what he thinks he's doing, and do you know what he did? He took a bite of my burger, and handed it back to me. Then he just walked off. I was so stunned, I didn't know what to do.

And then he ran back and kicked me in the shins. Seriously Jepp, why you gots ta be such a jerk?
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Post by JeppZer » Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:08 am

HTRN, Ooh, okay, I'll take a picture today then, jsut for you.

AzraeL, I love my bluey avatar :)

Sir Spankspeople, :shifty: Hey!, you didn't exactly say No...

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Post by Rorschach » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:40 pm

Everytime I'm about to plough the missus, I hear JeppZer's ridiculous gobbeldy-gook language in my head and imagine him naked, dancing with clogs on and proudly sporting a schlong slightly smaller than my little toenail and that really puts me off my stroke

You unspeakable bastard. Why not accept the fact you're not going to find a husband here and go back to bearsandtwinks.com?
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Post by NotQuiteDead » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:42 pm

Oh dear god, not another one. Isn't a JeppZer pic 5 days before Christmas one of the signs of the Apocalypse or something?
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Post by Rorschach » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:46 pm

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Re: The JeppZer bashing thread

Post by Bigity » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:47 pm

Burn
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Post by SevTiZ » Tue Dec 20, 2005 2:49 pm

Is that as in "MY EYES! THEY BURN!" or "Rorschach's gonna burn in Hell for inflicting that kind of torment on us"?
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Post by Bigity » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:00 pm

I'm too busy with steel wool and bleach to answer that right now.
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Post by Rorschach » Tue Dec 20, 2005 3:02 pm

Look at his smooth little armpits
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Post by HTRN » Tue Dec 20, 2005 6:04 pm

Things on my todo list:

1) Fly to Glasgow and beat Rors to death with a frozen haggis for posting that effing photo again.
2) Fly to Kiruna and beat JeppZer to death with a frozen cod for taking that effing photo in the first place.
3) Remove eyes with melon baller, and scrub with steel wool and battery acid.


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[quote="Scowdich";p="726085"]Karl Rove's hurricane machine stole my lunch money.[/quote]
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