Good Wish to Bad Wish
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. You are now a weekly sci-fi story.
I wish for this wish to not be perverted into something bad.
I wish for this wish to not be perverted into something bad.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted, but it now is a wish for absolutely nothing.
I wish that I had more time in each day in order to fit in homework and leisure activity.
I wish that I had more time in each day in order to fit in homework and leisure activity.
Frédéric Bastiat wrote:And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works.
Count Axel Oxenstierna wrote:Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. You find the time by cutting out eating.
I wish some of my users didn't annoy me. Oh, and I don't want the other users to take up the slack.
I wish some of my users didn't annoy me. Oh, and I don't want the other users to take up the slack.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. Now they drive you batty.
I wish someone would play this game with me.
I wish someone would play this game with me.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. But I'm not going to try to be clever.
I wish I could graduate college and get my most desired job already.
I wish I could graduate college and get my most desired job already.
Frédéric Bastiat wrote:And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works.
Count Axel Oxenstierna wrote:Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Congratulations, you have to change your username, and the new username sucks ass
I wish I had a hotdog.
I wish I had a hotdog.
“Was it not Adam West who once said ‘E—“ ~ Strong Bad
I don’t have any idea what I’m doing, 10 years later. 16 year old me was a dumb kid. 26 year old me is just dumb.
I don’t have any idea what I’m doing, 10 years later. 16 year old me was a dumb kid. 26 year old me is just dumb.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. You can now no longer have children. (If you don't get it, you really don't want to know where that meat came from.)
I wish this girl I know was two years older.
I wish this girl I know was two years older.
Repensum Est Canicula
The most dangerous words from an Engineer: "I have an idea."
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
The most dangerous words from an Engineer: "I have an idea."
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted, but now she has three kids and wants you to take a paternity test.
I wish IKEA would build a store near here.
I wish IKEA would build a store near here.
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Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. That's punishment enough.
I wish people were smarter even though that means I wouldn't be as special.
I wish people were smarter even though that means I wouldn't be as special.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. You are now considered to be the terminally autistic and are castrated to prevent you from breeding.
I wish it wasn't so easy to come up with a downside to these wishes.
I wish it wasn't so easy to come up with a downside to these wishes.
Repensum Est Canicula
The most dangerous words from an Engineer: "I have an idea."
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
The most dangerous words from an Engineer: "I have an idea."
"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. You are now terminally optimistic and can't see the downside to anything.
I wish to have way too much fun in legal, non-harmful ways.
I wish to have way too much fun in legal, non-harmful ways.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. But now you have had so much fun that ordinary life bores you to literal tears.
I wish I had more time to finish schoolwork.
I wish I had more time to finish schoolwork.
Frédéric Bastiat wrote:And now that the legislators and do-gooders have so futilely inflicted so many systems upon society, may they finally end where they should have begun: May they reject all systems, and try liberty; for liberty is an acknowledgment of faith in God and His works.
Count Axel Oxenstierna wrote:Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Granted. Who needs sleep anyways.
I wish I was back on paid vacation.
I wish I was back on paid vacation.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
I wish you ill.
The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. - Helen Rowland, A Guide to Men, 1922
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish
Well, since Deacon wished for nothing, it is granted. Pure nothingness.
I wish for more hours in the day to get stuff done.
I wish for more hours in the day to get stuff done.

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