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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by adciv » Mon Sep 27, 2010 10:26 pm

Granted. You die 1 second later of boredom.

I wish the new guy was hired already.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by mikejcpt » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:04 am

Granted. He got your job. Enjoy ramen.

I wish I would get off my butt and make dinner already.
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"So you say you're a Mormon?"
"No, actually. I'm an Evil Mormon, I attend the church of latter day Satan."

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by adciv » Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:14 pm

(It's supposed to be a BAD WISH. That's what we're hiring him to do!)

Granted. It's You accidentally chop off your hand and bleed to death.

I wish I could start charging overtime.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by mikejcpt » Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:45 am

Granted, but your base salary got reduced to minimum wage.

I wish adciv all the happiness he deserves.
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"So you say you're a Mormon?"
"No, actually. I'm an Evil Mormon, I attend the church of latter day Satan."

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by SevTiZ » Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:53 am

Granted, he's now Mav's roommate.

I wish my eighteen-month old could speak coherently.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by mikejcpt » Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:16 pm

Granted. Your kid learned from Fuggle and CS22.

I wish my roommate would learn to follow the law.
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StruckingFuggle wrote:Evil Mormons
"So you say you're a Mormon?"
"No, actually. I'm an Evil Mormon, I attend the church of latter day Satan."

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by Remolay » Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:17 pm

Granted, he then rats you out for all those movies you have been downloading

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by jimkatai » Wed Oct 13, 2010 11:22 pm

Granted. You fade out of existence and no one remembers who you were.

I wish I could quit forgetting my textbooks everywhere... JEEBUS!
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by mikejcpt » Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:56 pm

Granted. You sent them all to Washington, DC (so they are still inacessible).

I wish for world peas.
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StruckingFuggle wrote:Evil Mormons
"So you say you're a Mormon?"
"No, actually. I'm an Evil Mormon, I attend the church of latter day Satan."

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by Remolay » Thu Oct 14, 2010 10:28 pm

granted, The entire world is made of peas and falls apart. our heads explode. thanks for that, jerk.


I wish nobody cared about my mistakes there.

Also, I wish I would get my mind off of its butt and write a good story I've head in my head for awhile.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by mikejcpt » Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:41 am

Granted. Nobody even notices you know and even though you wrote the story, it just languishes on a shelf.

I wish I had a $1,000,000,000 dollar note. (Yes, they exist if you know which country to get them from.)
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StruckingFuggle wrote:Evil Mormons
"So you say you're a Mormon?"
"No, actually. I'm an Evil Mormon, I attend the church of latter day Satan."

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by adciv » Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:40 pm

Granted. The billionaire it belongs to finds out you have it and you are thrown in jail.

I wish mikejcpt was turned into a pillar of salt.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by mikejcpt » Fri Oct 15, 2010 11:18 pm

Granted, but the pillar falls over and crushes you.

I wish to take a nap.
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The Cid wrote:
StruckingFuggle wrote:Evil Mormons
"So you say you're a Mormon?"
"No, actually. I'm an Evil Mormon, I attend the church of latter day Satan."

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by Remolay » Sat Oct 16, 2010 3:31 am

Granted, It is an everlasting nap. Thus, you never awaken

I wish Mikejcpt would awaken awaken awaken awaken, and take this land that must be taken.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by mikejcpt » Sat Oct 16, 2010 2:08 pm

Granted. I awaken take your land.

I wish to have some fun today.
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The Cid wrote:
StruckingFuggle wrote:Evil Mormons
"So you say you're a Mormon?"
"No, actually. I'm an Evil Mormon, I attend the church of latter day Satan."

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