Good Wish to Bad Wish

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by adciv » Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:39 pm

Granted. You are fired for incompetence after it is discovered you cost the company $20,000 when they are found in perfect working order.

I wish my apartment was clean.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by mikejcpt » Sat Jun 26, 2010 6:11 pm

Granted. You were evicted after the place was condemed by the Health Department and your complex had to hire an environmental cleanup company.

I wish I wasn't so tired.
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"So you say you're a Mormon?"
"No, actually. I'm an Evil Mormon, I attend the church of latter day Satan."

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by Arc Orion » Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:24 pm

Fine. Instead of being tired, you are tired (that is to say, tires now envelope you whenever you are fatigued).

It's been a while....

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.
I need fewer water.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by mikejcpt » Sat Jun 26, 2010 7:41 pm

Granted. Guys everywhere put you in thier mouth.

I wish I didn't look like the Michelin man.
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"So you say you're a Mormon?"
"No, actually. I'm an Evil Mormon, I attend the church of latter day Satan."

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by adciv » Sun Jun 27, 2010 11:09 am

Granted. You now look like the Michelin Dog.

I wish I was 10 pounds lighter.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by mikejcpt » Sun Jun 27, 2010 12:03 pm

Granted. It all came out of your wallet.

I wish I could lose the extra 50 pounds of fat I carry around.
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"So you say you're a Mormon?"
"No, actually. I'm an Evil Mormon, I attend the church of latter day Satan."

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by Remolay » Sun Jun 27, 2010 4:56 pm

Granted, you lose insulation and freeze to death.

I wish that I got more than no sleep last night
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by mikejcpt » Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:05 pm

Granted. You were placed in a cryogenic tube and will be revived to have Leela implant a career chip in your hand in 1000 years. You will be a delivery boy.

I wish for nothing.
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"So you say you're a Mormon?"
"No, actually. I'm an Evil Mormon, I attend the church of latter day Satan."

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by Arc Orion » Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:14 am

Granted. There is noth
I need fewer water.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by Remolay » Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:05 pm

since you made no wich, you also get nothing, I wish my photoshop skills were greater than crap
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by mikejcpt » Thu Jul 01, 2010 1:29 am

Granted. Your Photoshop skills are greater than that of a gnat.

I wish to sleep for about 8 hours right now.
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StruckingFuggle wrote:Evil Mormons
"So you say you're a Mormon?"
"No, actually. I'm an Evil Mormon, I attend the church of latter day Satan."

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by Remolay » Sat Jul 03, 2010 4:34 am

granted, then you never sleep again.

I wish I owned Puzzle Agent
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by mikejcpt » Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:41 pm

Granted, but you just went bankrupt.

I wish I didn't always seem to get sick right at the beginning of a long weekend.
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StruckingFuggle wrote:Evil Mormons
"So you say you're a Mormon?"
"No, actually. I'm an Evil Mormon, I attend the church of latter day Satan."

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by yadaman » Thu Sep 02, 2010 9:21 am

Granted. Now you're sick all the time.

I wish that the person that's going to be admin of the FFXIV linkshell wasn't having trouble getting a beta code. >>;

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by Arc Orion » Thu Sep 02, 2010 10:13 am

Granted. They give up. Problem solved.

I wish for pants.
I need fewer water.

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