Good Wish to Bad Wish

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Post by sneakyfish » Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:18 pm

Your leg heals and then breaks off

I wish I had a time machine to go 71 years in the future (53+eighteen)
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Post by Sabrewolfe » Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:19 pm

Now that was good, lol.

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

*POOF!* Your leg is all better. Unfortunately, in your exuberence at finding it healed, trip, fall down a flight of stairs, and break both arms.
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Posted Fri Mar 26, 2004 8:22 am:

Crud, too slow. Ok then...

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

You step out of your time machine, right into rush hour traffic.
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Post by OniNeko » Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:22 pm

*Granted!*

You ask god for a time machine to go 71 years in the future. he says no.


I wish for a pot of gold.
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Post by Sabrewolfe » Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:25 pm

Ok that was pretty weak, demonickitten.

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

Unfortunately, its a pot of Fool's Gold.
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Post by ReggarBlane » Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:28 pm

(Damn. I was going to give dk the most expensive and short-lived high he's every experienced with golden cannibis.)

You got it. Due to the genitic modification in order to be immune to it all, you end up with all the non-communicalbe, non-viral and non-bacterial syndromes known to man which aren't classified as diseases and spend the rest of your life in freakish misery.

I wish my leg would heal again since it broke off.

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Post by Sabrewolfe » Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:34 pm

Damn, that's pretty nasty.

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

Unfortunately, it healed badly, and the doctor has to rebreak it so it can heal properly.
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Post by ReggarBlane » Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:41 pm

Okie dokie. You are now able to speak with the animals, but being the only Human they can talk to, the entire animal kingdom holds you personally responsible for everyone's actions... especially the sheep.

I wish I could cure cancer.

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Post by Sabrewolfe » Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:46 pm

Ok that made no sense.

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

Unfortunately your "cure" is worse than the problem and kills the smartest 97% of the worlds population.
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Post by ReggarBlane » Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:55 pm

(Ask the sheep about it. They're not too keen on being used as "marital-substitutes". Ew! :o )

That's easy. You're a mechanical genius in your own right, but everything you create is too complex to use and requires too much maintenance to keep using. :D

I wish I had a cure for the side-effects of my cancer cure so that my cancer cure would be better.

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Post by Sabrewolfe » Fri Mar 26, 2004 5:40 pm

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

Unfortunately, the remaining 3% of the population is already cured, and is to stupid to impliment it anyway. Your cure is useless.
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Post by ReggarBlane » Fri Mar 26, 2004 5:56 pm

Cool, but your inability to control it causes everyone you know to fear you and attracts the attention of "underground scientists" working for a secret government-funded organizatoin who remove your brain (killing you) and performing all sorts of bizarre experiments on it.

I wish the world could be happy with what they have, not wanting more.

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Post by Sabrewolfe » Fri Mar 26, 2004 6:16 pm

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

The world is now a stagnant mental wasteland. No one thinks for themselves or dreams anymore. Hate, anger, and fear are gone, but so is joy and love. The human race is now dead. It just isn't in the grave quite yet.
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Post by DarkWolfe » Sat Mar 27, 2004 4:51 am

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

The horse is gay, sentient, and a dominatrix. You are screwed for the rest your life......literally.

I want a cookie.

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Post by The Wanderer » Sat Mar 27, 2004 5:28 am

Unfortunately, you get the cookies that Sabrewolfes new horse "friend" was supposed to be fed. Now he comes to punish you.


I wish that I could get rid of all the annoying people in the world.
can you hear the calling of the raving wind and water?
we just keep dreaming of the land 'cross the river
we are always on the way to find the place we belong
wandering to no where, we're paddling
down the raging sea
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Post by Evan » Sat Mar 27, 2004 5:36 am

Wish.....GRANTED! A couple billion people vanish instantly. Of course now, you happen to be one of them. You spend eternity in the afterlife surrounded by a billion other annoying people. Have fun pal.



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