Good Wish to Bad Wish

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Post by Ender_Wiggin » Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:57 am

Granted. But I hope you like cross-dressing because you're now a drag queen playing in womens' sports...


I wish I could get an A on my Calc II test tommorrow
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Post by The Forum Hillbilly » Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:01 am

Granted. But while you passed your Calc II test you fail all other assiments, lowering your GPA.


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Post by Ender_Wiggin » Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:04 am

Granted. Unfortunately, they didn't lose you. They found you again, and brought a bunch of their friends. You gain 30 lbs.

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Post by SeaniusMaximus » Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:23 am

Granted, but your lack of sleeping causes you to have to use every hour in the day, and thus you go clinically insane with boredom.

I wish my neck didn't hurt so bad. :-/
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Post by The Wanderer » Fri Mar 26, 2004 5:13 am

I break your neck. With your spinal cord snapped, you feel nothing.


I wish I didn't have such bad luck all the time.
can you hear the calling of the raving wind and water?
we just keep dreaming of the land 'cross the river
we are always on the way to find the place we belong
wandering to no where, we're paddling
down the raging sea
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Post by Sabrewolfe » Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:06 am

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

I promise you'll only have bad luck one more time...

*CLANG*

A baby grand piano lands on your head.
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Post by Il Palazzo Sama » Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:25 pm

Granted, But the first time you move anything your brain will fly out of the back of you skull.

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Post by Sabrewolfe » Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:10 pm

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

Unfortunately, the wings made of razored steel, and are growing out of your ass.
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Post by Rorschach » Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:14 pm

Granted. Although now this means you are a social misfit book collector with more acne than friends

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Post by Sabrewolfe » Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:17 pm

I thought the wish was supposed to turn out bad?

GRANTED!

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Post by wocket » Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:30 pm

GRANTED! But now you can't shift back. Have fun being a naked molerat for the rest of your life.

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Post by Sabrewolfe » Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:36 pm

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

Unfortunately the Illuminati have decided you are a perfect canidate for their genetic mutation experiments. Run Wocket, run!
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Post by SeaniusMaximus » Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:27 pm

Granted, but being filled with the knowledge of the universe only shows you just how bad everything really is. You are filled with eternal sadness and take your own life because of it.

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Post by sneakyfish » Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:37 pm

Okay you hop on your super train and it crashes into the ocean it traveled so fast they couldn't calibrate it and you are now dead.

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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by ReggarBlane » Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:12 pm

No problem. She was real ending at 13 years ago. She'll be born again in 53 years. By the time she "develops", you'll be over the hill and unable to enjoy it if you're still around.

I wish my leg would heal.

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