Good Wish to Bad Wish

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Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by Evan » Thu Mar 25, 2004 2:17 pm

Alright, here's how we do it.

A person wished for something they'd like. Then the next person grants their wish, but the wish has to turn out bad.

Examples:

I wish I could go to Cancun

Wish granted. While there you get bit by a jungle mosquito that infects you with an incurable new disease. You spend your remaining years sprouting pomegranates from your armpits.


I wish my annoying neighbors would move.

Wish granted, but a family of hillbillies bought their house and move in. The two big ones always say to you "You sure gotta purty mouth"
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I wish I could speak Japanese.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by ReggarBlane » Thu Mar 25, 2004 4:42 pm

[quote="Evan";p="307679"]I wish I could speak Japanese.[/quote]
No sweat. I'll switch your spoken language to Japanese. You do realize, however, that you still don't consciously understand Japanese, and since you no longer speak English, it's much harder for others to understand you.

I wish fighting was unecessary.
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Post by Il Palazzo Sama » Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:07 pm

**Granted**

Fighting is no longer necessary, it is maditory! The first rule of fight club is....


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I wish I could fly.
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Post by OniNeko » Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:28 pm

*GRANTED*
You can fly, but the novelty of the perpetual soar feature has worn off over the years.

I wish I had a manual instead of an automatic.
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Post by StruckingFuggle » Thu Mar 25, 2004 6:34 pm

*Granted!*

Here's your new manual-transmission FORD PINTO, Demonickitten.

I wish I was a ninja pirate.
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Re: Good Wish to Bad Wish

Post by ReggarBlane » Thu Mar 25, 2004 8:42 pm

Okay. If you insist, but you're marooned on a small, deserted and uncharted island by a mutiny because you looked to the crew like you're wearing a dress. (Hardly swashbuckler-esque.)

I wish everyone understood everyone else's point of view.

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Post by wocket » Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:05 am

Granted! Now everyone isn't confused, but they're pissed off and killing each other!


I wish I didn't have so much stress.
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Post by StruckingFuggle » Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:10 am

*puts Wocket in a nice long-sleeved white jacket* Alright then! Your lobotomy is scheduled for Thursday. We've even got Prime Time All The Time and all the cheap american beer you can drink, for after the procedure.

I wish ... that I could program computers by thought, instead of needing to learn code.
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Post by Il Palazzo Sama » Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:43 am

Granted, hope you like Fortran....

I wish I wasn't so Empathic.
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Post by SeaniusMaximus » Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:56 am

Granted, now you're a diagnosed Obsessive Compulsive, about EVERYTHING.

I wish I could lose weight by mere thought.
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Post by Il Palazzo Sama » Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:03 am

Granted, you wither away into nothing ness....you never said anything about control.

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Post by curious-george » Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:04 am

ok, but since you think all of the time, you eventually wither away into nothing.


I wish that i would win all the anime in the world.
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Post by Il Palazzo Sama » Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:14 am

Ninjas!!!

Granted! You are buried alive in the cells of every anime ever made.

I wish I wasn't so cool.
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Post by StruckingFuggle » Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:19 am

/me grants Palazzos wish by setting him on fire

I wish I could get over my writer's block.
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Post by Zantar Black » Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:42 am

Granted. You have surges of ideas. You write for hours and hours, then get an insance writer's cramp, grab your hand impulsively, stabbing yourself with your pen, then dying from the infection and ink poisoning.

I wish I was more athletically cordinated.
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