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by JonnWood
Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:41 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: [fark]Chuck Norris is Farked.
Replies: 8
Views: 700

Alright, I'll add it.
by JonnWood
Wed Jan 11, 2006 12:16 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: [fark]Chuck Norris is Farked.
Replies: 8
Views: 700

[fark]Chuck Norris is Farked.

Chuck Norris makes a statement on his website that he's bemused by the "Chuck Norris Facts" list . He also plugged his new book. I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are f...
by JonnWood
Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:35 am
Forum: The Comic and The Characters
Topic: 15th Dec 2005 - Take that fourth wall!
Replies: 22
Views: 1966

[quote="BtEO";p="573734"]Next week on Real Life Comics: Greg breaks the fourth wall by commenting on how often he breaks the fourth wall.[/quote]Have you noticed how every bad webcomic has to push the fourth wall at least once? And it's nearly impossible that it's funny? In fact, do you know how man...
by JonnWood
Fri Dec 16, 2005 6:32 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: The Tube Bar
Replies: 9
Views: 661

[quote="Seir";p="573782"]What? You've never done that? Heck, these days I put salsa in my burgers. Ketchup gets too boring.[/quote]I use ranch on all of my sandwiches, when I can get it. Followed by Thousand Island.
by JonnWood
Wed Nov 30, 2005 5:28 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Dude, don't try to screw someone over for $25.
Replies: 56
Views: 3282

What boggles me is the amount of times he was warned. Even after they posted his phone number, real name, and address, and pointed out repeatedly that they barely had to look for that information alone , he still tried to screw the dude over. Then it hit the fan. EDIT: Upon reading further, it's ama...
by JonnWood
Wed Nov 30, 2005 2:52 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: You think he might be a little scarred for life?
Replies: 52
Views: 2251

[quote="kaiju01";p="567002"]Peanuts kill more humans than sharks do annually. Beware.[/quote]Bees kill more people than sharks do annually.
by JonnWood
Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:41 pm
Forum: The Comic and The Characters
Topic: Comic 11/1/2005: two theories
Replies: 79
Views: 8573

Re: Comic 11/1/2005: two theories

[quote="arrenlex";p="558168"]Real Life isn't about drugs and homosexuality. It's just a family-friendly, appropriate, entertaining and wholesome comic. The disgusting R-rated stuff is for lower-brow and less classy strips like Penny Arcade. Gerg's humour has more class than that. I'm going to give t...
by JonnWood
Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:29 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: Nintendo gets internet-like with.. a handheld.
Replies: 46
Views: 2453

[quote="FireAza";p="551903"][quote="BtEO";p="551500"]It's amazing how many people seem to think the web browser will be the PSP's killer app though.[/quote] Exactly, my computer has a web browser, why the hell would I want to the use the internet on a tiny little LCD screen? [/quote]Oddly enough, th...
by JonnWood
Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:17 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: Nintendo gets internet-like with.. a handheld.
Replies: 46
Views: 2453

[quote="AzraeL";p="550424"]Nintendo is churning out kids stuff; poor graphics, wrapped in kiddy happy themes. That or more zelda, eugh.. But I have to admit, AWDS is very cool. [/quote]Let me clarify: did you say games are bad just because they are accesible to children? PSP is far from the leading ...
by JonnWood
Tue Oct 18, 2005 1:13 am
Forum: Arts and Letters
Topic: deviantART?
Replies: 23
Views: 4506

by JonnWood
Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:42 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: What will those cute Japanese girls do next!
Replies: 26
Views: 1947

Am I the only one who thinks that front page pic is adorable?[quote="FireAza";p="552434"][quote="NotQuiteDead";p="552266"]I completely agree that it's a joke site. However.... My friend sometimes keeps pussy in his napsack so he can play with it during long trips! It's so cute! 豪華 ...among others, i...
by JonnWood
Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:31 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Alternate forms of energy for your home desktop
Replies: 36
Views: 1650

Re: Alternate forms of energy for your home desktop

There was a futurist article in the now defunct Y!Life about pants which collected body heat and used it to power small devices.

Which would be pretty cool, actually.
by JonnWood
Thu Oct 13, 2005 5:14 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Carpet bombing Smurfs...
Replies: 35
Views: 1284

Re: Carpet bombing Smurfs...

Saw it last night on a Florida FOX station. Right after that annoying "Ride it like a Ford" ad.

Posted Thu Oct 13, 2005 12:16 pm:

[quote="Tasty Biscuit Toothpaste";p="552492"]That's what they get for being Communists![/quote]Wow, that's still going around? I thought it was a joke.
by JonnWood
Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:29 pm
Forum: The Comic and The Characters
Topic: 2005-09-22: Canada, Eh?
Replies: 47
Views: 3087

About The Comment on Canadian burgers. You Just Havent Been to the right place Yet! Theres a place up where im from called The Works. And their burgers beat the pants off of any place. :) There's this place in Chicago, it think it was, that basically just sticks meat inbetween two slabs of bread. T...
by JonnWood
Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:25 pm
Forum: The Comic and The Characters
Topic: Z
Replies: 33
Views: 2079

[quote="QauNuckShin";p="534507"]Agh. The metric system is teh roxxor! Now, to introduce the metric system in time.. 100-hour days, 100-minute hours and 100-second minutes! Yay!! ..think of the children. All the math problems will be really easy now.[/quote] Terry Wogan made that joke. In the seventi...