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by dburn13579
Fri Sep 30, 2011 12:02 pm
Forum: The Comic and The Characters
Topic: 09.30.11 - Have You Tried Kicking It?
Replies: 4
Views: 516

09.30.11 - Have You Tried Kicking It?

"It works just fine, we just don't know how to make it work..."

Huh, I said the same thing about my wife.

[/rodneydangerfield]
by dburn13579
Fri Sep 23, 2011 12:11 pm
Forum: The Comic and The Characters
Topic: 09.23.11 - The Greg Dean Soiled Diaper Index
Replies: 11
Views: 664

09.23.11 - The Greg Dean Soiled Diaper Index

Sadly, Greg, the problem you're going to run into is that the amount of 'soakage' will change quite variably on a monthly basis, to the point where you'll have to make a new spreadsheet like every 3 weeks or so.....

...

You know what, you're fine. Knock yourself out.
by dburn13579
Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:31 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: 2011 NFL Thread
Replies: 371
Views: 29430

Re: 2011 NFL Thread

Deacon wrote:
dburn13579 wrote:Romo is being put on a pedestal in Dallas
I don't think that means what you think it means.
Does anyone know what anything means when Jerry Jones is involved?
by dburn13579
Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:29 am
Forum: The Comic and The Characters
Topic: 09.16.2011 - Simulating Facebook?
Replies: 10
Views: 693

Re: 09.16.2011 - Simulating Facebook?

It's a slippery slope now. I guess we should expect Leisure Suit Larry on Facebook in the next few years.
by dburn13579
Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:42 pm
Forum: The Comic and The Characters
Topic: 9.14.11 - Day Job Dirge
Replies: 6
Views: 523

Re: 9.14.11 - Day Job Dirge

ampersand wrote:how do you build IKEA bookshelf upside down? I thought the instructions were drawn in such a way a 5 year old could build it.
Where there's a will...
by dburn13579
Thu Sep 15, 2011 2:24 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: 2011 NFL Thread
Replies: 371
Views: 29430

Re: 2011 NFL Thread

It's Dan's Wednesday Night Street Fight Picks! (To be held Thursday Morning) OAK 24– BUF 31 – Buffalo proved to everyone last week that they mean business, and until they match up against a legitimate threat, they should continue to be on a roll. Oakland, who barely eeked out past Denver last week,...
by dburn13579
Thu Sep 15, 2011 11:58 am
Forum: The Comic and The Characters
Topic: 9.14.11 - Day Job Dirge
Replies: 6
Views: 523

Re: 9.14.11 - Day Job Dirge

(Funny, I was assuming this was going to turn into a one-day day job rant thread...)
by dburn13579
Wed Sep 14, 2011 11:55 am
Forum: The Comic and The Characters
Topic: 9.14.11 - Day Job Dirge
Replies: 6
Views: 523

9.14.11 - Day Job Dirge

Just found out today that my 3-in, 2-out telecommuting schedule is put on hold until the end of the month--that I have to be in 5 days a week for 'major projects'. I barely have the gas money to make it here 3 days, so I supposed I'll be eating cardboard and whatever my car can run down on the way h...
by dburn13579
Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:54 pm
Forum: Rants & Raves
Topic: Rantettes & Ravettes - the show must go on....
Replies: 2828
Views: 113160

Re: Rantettes & Ravettes - the show must go on....

Rant: Stupid flooding. I spent 3 hours yesterday driving through all possible options to get to my office and all of the roads were closed. My parking lot is not flooded and my office is on a second floor, I should be able allowed to go to my office. I ended up going to the other office for a few h...
by dburn13579
Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:39 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: 2011 NFL Thread
Replies: 371
Views: 29430

Re: 2011 NFL Thread

I was going to wait until tomorrow to put my predictions, but I'm up watching the GB/NO game, so I'll take my stab at it. It's past my normal bedtime, so my reasonings might not make sense. So prepare for Dan's Late Night Pick Fight Extravaganza! (Ok, I lied--to come tomorrow) I HAD every intention...
by dburn13579
Fri Sep 09, 2011 3:32 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: 2011 NFL Thread
Replies: 371
Views: 29430

Re: 2011 NFL Thread

I was going to wait until tomorrow to put my predictions, but I'm up watching the GB/NO game, so I'll take my stab at it. It's past my normal bedtime, so my reasonings might not make sense. So prepare for Dan's Late Night Pick Fight Extravaganza!

(Ok, I lied--to come tomorrow)
by dburn13579
Thu Sep 08, 2011 4:20 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Hay gaiz!
Replies: 5623
Views: 244107

Re: Hay gaiz!

http://www.press-citizen.com/article/20 ... 109070307/

Shirt Ninja - You're doing it wrong.
by dburn13579
Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:38 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: That thing that made you play yet another old game...
Replies: 1
Views: 526

Re: That thing that made you play yet another old game...

Been wearing headphones at work a lot, but I've been having people come to my cubicle with a lot of questions over the last week. I used to take the phones off, but lately I just leave them on to answer their (usually) quick question. Which reminded me of the main character from The World Ends With ...
by dburn13579
Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:35 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: That thing that made you play yet another old game...
Replies: 1
Views: 526

That thing that made you play yet another old game...

I'm incredibly weak-minded. Every single time I do something small that could even minutely be remniscient of a video game, I want nothing more in life for the next 48 hours but to go back and play that game. Unfortunately, the game in question is usually an RPG, and I have dropped so many RPG's in ...
by dburn13579
Wed Sep 07, 2011 2:18 pm
Forum: Rants & Raves
Topic: Rantettes & Ravettes - the show must go on....
Replies: 2828
Views: 113160

Re: Rantettes & Ravettes - the show must go on....

Rant x 2: It's 10:00 AM here, and my next-cubicle neighbor is eating Fried Chicken.

Rant: Who the hell eats fried chicken at 10 AM?
Rant: I wish it was me...