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by Rorschach
Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:07 pm
Forum: Rants & Raves
Topic: Confessions: It's less personal than last time
Replies: 62
Views: 14054

Re: Confessions: It's less personal than last time

Sir Spankspeople wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 4:05 pm
Right now I'm just working the muscles around the larynx (which are usually used for swallowing)
I’m pretty sure the wife doesn’t have those.
by Rorschach
Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:03 pm
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: Songs you should listen to
Replies: 94
Views: 18911

Re: Songs you should listen to

I have that album but I need to listen to it in small doses.

I think Mumford and Sons broke me on the foot stomp.
by Rorschach
Sun Jan 19, 2020 9:02 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Only Resolutions
Replies: 24
Views: 278

Re: Only Resolutions

The 5:2 is a great weight loser.

I lost about a stone and a half (take THAT, Colonials!) on it a few years ago.

You need to stick at it, mind. Obviously I didn’t.
by Rorschach
Wed Jan 08, 2020 4:16 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Only Resolutions
Replies: 24
Views: 278

Re: Only Resolutions

Well, yeah, but I meant with someone else there.

Seir, has that really been four years? I still remember your FB tribute. He seemed like a great man.
by Rorschach
Mon Jan 06, 2020 6:37 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Behold: FirebirdNC, the Mad Moderator!
Replies: 11
Views: 216

Re: Behold: FirebirdNC, the Mad Moderator!

FirebirdNC wrote:
Sun Jan 05, 2020 1:45 pm
Deacon wrote:
Sat Jan 04, 2020 10:56 pm
ovarian scalpel
Just wow, I guess guys use their dick blades?
Peenknives?
by Rorschach
Mon Jan 06, 2020 6:34 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Only Resolutions
Replies: 24
Views: 278

Re: Only Resolutions

Yeah, if I’ve learned one thing in marriage - and I haven’t - it’s that you need to pick your battles.

That and a constant flow of porn-like sex isn’t a nightly guarantee.
by Rorschach
Fri Jan 03, 2020 10:09 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Behold: FirebirdNC, the Mad Moderator!
Replies: 11
Views: 216

Re: Behold: FirebirdNC, the Mad Moderator!

I for one welcome our new marine overlady.

Although I’m not going to mention her underground sugar-cave.

Congratulations, Firebird. May your banhammer remain ever vigilant and may modified behaviour come swiftly to your enemies.
by Rorschach
Fri Jan 03, 2020 9:28 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: When did you join RLC?
Replies: 30
Views: 1618

Re: When did you join RLC?

It’s not me...
by Rorschach
Fri Jan 03, 2020 6:34 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: phpBB 3.3 upgrade complete
Replies: 14
Views: 107

Re: phpBB 3.3 upgrade complete

I don’t think I have ever known that.

I should have asked years ago.
by Rorschach
Thu Jan 02, 2020 10:46 am
Forum: Entertainment
Topic: Songs you should listen to
Replies: 94
Views: 18911

Re: Songs you should listen to

That does not sound like an easy karaoke number. Although I can totally see you doing it.

Alright then, I'm downloading Geronimo just now. I'll give it a good, loud go in the car.



And there's a hand, my trusty friends. From my house to yours.
by Rorschach
Thu Jan 02, 2020 10:36 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Only Resolutions
Replies: 24
Views: 278

Only Resolutions

Hello As you know, we Scots invented - along with mostly everything else of worth - New Year. Before that there was just one long year that went on for centuries. So I feel particularly entitled to demand to know what imperfections you see in yourself, and what you propose to do about them. I need t...
by Rorschach
Wed Jan 01, 2020 9:24 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: phpBB 3.3 upgrade complete
Replies: 14
Views: 107

Re: phpBB 3.3 upgrade complete

Indeed. Thank you.

I dread a day when that error message becomes permanent.

Oh, okay, probably not that particular message. What do I know from computers?
by Rorschach
Wed Jan 01, 2020 9:13 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Behold: Rorschach, The Immoral Immortal!
Replies: 5
Views: 70

Re: Behold: Rorschach, The Immoral Immortal!

Aw. Shit man.
I don’t know what to say. I’m really quite moved.

Thank you, MB. Thank you, Firebird.

Thank you all for this crazy place; one of the few constants in this ever-changing world. A star by which I always set my internet sails.

I shall do this title honour.
by Rorschach
Wed Jan 01, 2020 2:21 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 103

Re: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!

My kid, who is now 3, delights in substituting the words ‘poo poo’ into every song he can get his grubby little hands on. Christmas has been a fruitful time for him. Poo poo bells. Rudolph the red-nosed poo poo. We wish you a merry poo poo. When Santa got stuck up the poo poo. Your song was a welcom...
by Rorschach
Wed Jan 01, 2020 2:16 am
Forum: Rants & Raves
Topic: Confessions: It's less personal than last time
Replies: 62
Views: 14054

Re: Confessions: It's less personal than last time

Well, that’s a left-fielder. But fair play to you.
Hope the rest of your journey is as easy as possible.

Also: how you doin’?