Come over to Australia. We can put u up, but very meager kitchen... sorry. Lots of sunny beaches, bikinis and broadband here for you to play with, er view from a distance. Plenty of places to have a party including a go kart track just down the road. Whale watching, joy flights, etc.
And with the strength of the aussie dollar you wont lose too much in currency conversion. Plus a lot less murders etc here. Smaller population per square means a lot more room to move around.
Any hoo, thats my 2 cents worth.
Have fun moving guys, plastic tubs r ur best friend.